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很多事都是吃了撑出来的，比如减肥。

Many things are supported when you are full, such as losing weight.

一般来说挺愚蠢自己的，想要交谈，太过善良，看不出心眼，还这么开朗。

Sometimes I hate myself. I can't speak. I'm too kind. I don't have any heart. I'm so cute.

再次援引，我不是不处实例， 我是想要人要。

Again, I'm not out of touch. I'm not wanted.

两百斤的石脚我也许抬不紧紧，但如果是两百斤折合，我应有拉拉紧紧就跑。

I may not be able to lift a 200 kg stone, but if it is 200 kg RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

台风来了，叮嘱大家关好门窗，万一我被风吹到你店里去，我是想要走去的。

The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. In case I am blown to your house, I won't go.

你过得好不好，别人不知道，但你一胖，大家就都知道了。

Others don't know whether you are doing well, but as soon as you are fat, everyone will know.

碰到休息的时候，想要忘了别人还在攀爬，所以叮嘱绊倒他！

When you stop to rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

其实外貌不重要，爱情极为重要的是感，我对痴的想要感。

In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I don't feel ugly.

我低下了脚，并不是叫出，而是在找钱。

I lowered my head, not to admit defeat, but to change money.

幸福的教人就是：干饭 吃 然后躺下。

The secret of happiness is to eat and lie down.

“心眼”这的路：如果你想多了，就是小心眼；想少了，就是缺心眼；直至想呢，就是死心眼；想要呢，那就是想要心眼了。

"Mind" this thing: if you think too much, you are careful; If you think less, you are short-sighted; Always think about it, that is, die hard; Don't want to, that's mindless.

观摩了你的生活，我再度看到了活下去的勇敢。

After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

我的特长，知难而退，本来，吃喝玩乐，熬夜不床上。

My specialty is to retreat in the face of difficulties, give up halfway, eat, drink and play, and stay up late.

我到时要给孙子名叫“好帅”，那我就是“好帅的小时候”了。

I will name my son "so handsome" in the future, and I will be "so handsome father".

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